Dear Assholes,

When will you bitches realize that I am the HBIC? When I tells you to do something, don't roll your fucking eyes. Just do it and there will be no problems. Yall gon make me slap a ho. I'm too fly and intelligant for this shit.

Dear Asshole,

Why is it that the type of guys you say you want isn't the type of guys you always choose? I am tired of only messing around with you when your boyfriend pisses you off. We need to be official so that I don't feel too guilty when i put my penis in your vagina, if you know what I mean.

Dear Asshole,

It is not attractive to act less intelligent than you actually are. Dumb is not cool!

Dear Asshole,

I always get the feeling that whenever I'm talking, you're not listening. You always spin the convo to revolve around you. You're just waiting to talk about your dull ass life. And to top it off, you spit when you talk. I'm through with this.

Dear Asshole Roommate,

I found a booger on my pillow that doesn't look like it belongs to me. I'm returning the gift when you leave to go to class.

Dear Asshole,
Fuck you! I dont know why so much effort is put forth on my part, you aren't worth it, and i know that too, soooo therefore i suck too.

Burn!!!
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Dear asshole,
not everyone wants you and neither does my boyfriend... get over yourself

Dear Asshole,
My friend L.D. is not your booty call. Stop texting her when you're drunk. And horny. Stop texting L.D. the morning after about how you called your "friend" over, but didn't give her head because that's "reserved for someone special *wink wink*" You're such a pig!!
Ugggh!!!
(make um say ughhh!!! ughh!!! nanananaaaaa!!)

Dear CiCi
I love you

Signed,
Anonymous
(I wanna know! I wanna know! your name! your name your name! why you gotta be anoonymouus!!!)