Dear roommate. Even though we've been friends for years, it wasn't until I decided to move in with you that you decided to unleash your inner immature bitch onto me. I know you lied to me about being too busy to talk things over, I can hear what you do in the apartment dumbass. I've tried to talk to you and you blatantly avoid me. You're only mad at me because I'm the first person to call you out on your bullshit. If you can't respect me, then I can't be friends with you anymore. Love, me

Dear Asshole Dog,

Stop licking yourself so damn loudly!

Why don't you take responsibility for yourself, and not expect a fucking saviour to arrive riding on a fucking horse, and then endlessly whine about it when it doesn't happen, because being the worthless bag of shit you are you don't even deserve it. Fuck you, and all the people who wont jsut help themselves, but reluctantly refuse to do anything to better their lives.

dear roomate
grow up

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!! UGH you said you'd never cheat on me again! And there you go behind my back. How could i be so stupid...and now your too much of a whimp to answer your stupid phone..ughh FML FML FML!

Why do you have to live 5111 miles away and have a girlfriend at home? why tell me you love me, be amazingly sweet to me and let me fall for you too, when we both know that our time together is limited. i love you so much and i know that you mean the best, but all i can see is how devestated i am going to be in september. te amo muchi, te amo demasiado, pero nunca te odio, su impossible. i love you.

I HATE stomach viruses!!!
they can kiss my big black bodacious ass!!!
ARRRGGHHHHH

Dammit
I still love you
but it's clearly over
what to do....
I know
do the hustle!

I'm really sorry you love me. If you didn't, it'd be so much easier to take when I accidentally hurt you. If you didn't care, I wouldn't have to. I wish I could let you touch me without being scared.
But I always will be.
So please. Can't you try to stop loving me, maybe?

my "friends" all have guys now and every weekend they decide to ditch me. i end up all alone every night. i cant find a guy who actually likes me or a friend who actually cares about me